When you blink your eyes...

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
I don't like the look of it

A friend from work had a birthday yesterday so we went out to celebrate. I've got 2 words for you, "midget" "strippers". Yes, it was hilarious. All I could keep thinking of the entire time was the oompa loompa song from Willy Wonka. In a way it was slightly disturbing, in another way it almost made me piss myself from laughing so hard. I was thinking how it would have been even more funny if they came out in Oompa Loompa costumes. It was interesting how many people showed up to see them, I didn't realize midget strippers would be so popular. Unfortunately they did not climb the poll or anything, I was hoping they would shimmy wall the way up. They did do a bit of rump shaking, some cart wheels and hand stands which was admirable. I think they would fit well into a David Lynch film. Anyway, it was an interesting experience.